“Sorry, I forgot to mention with the rising cost of healthcare and the unstable economy, we were only able to order 1/2 of an exam table. You’ll have to use your arms to hold yourself up …”

And the winner is … (drum roll, please) … Elizabeth Payne!

Congratulations, Elizabeth! After a record number of entries and some serious discussions among our judges, we selected this hilarious caption. Thanks to everyone who submitted one.

And, we’ve already got a new caption contest underway. Get your entry in today!

“Who cares about a lunar eclipse?!?”

And the winner is … (drum roll, please) … Suzanne Conway!

Congratulations, Suzanne! Thanks to everyone who submitted a caption. They were all hilarious!

And, we’ll be back next week with a brand new cartoon! Will YOU be the next winner?

“If you were an RN, it would be TWO bags …”

And the winner is … (drum roll, please) … Bonnie Clair!

Congratulations, Bonnie! Thanks to everyone who submitted a caption. They were all hilarious!

And, we’ll be back next week with a brand new cartoon! Will YOU be the next winner?

“Executive council would like your update on going green and how much paper you’ve saved …”

And the winner is … (drum roll, please) … Lora Lukasiewicz!

Congratulations, Lora! Thanks to everyone who submitted a caption. They were all hilarious!

And, we’ll be back next week with a brand new cartoon! Will YOU be the next winner?

“Check the coffee pot in the administration waiting room. I believe it’s spiked again, third time this week …”

And the winner is … (drum roll, please) … Joy Bailey!

Congratulations, Joy! Thanks to everyone who submitted a caption. They were all hilarious!

And, we’ll be back next week with a brand new cartoon! Will YOU be the next winner?

“As if reading their minds is not enough . . .”

And the winner is . . . (drum roll, please) . . . Donna Larrabee!

Congratulations, Donna! Thanks to everyone who submitted a caption. They were all hilarious!

And, we’ll be back next week with a brand new cartoon! Will YOU be the next winner?

“You kept canceling your appointments. I had to get your attention, so I decided to deliver the test results myself . . .”

And the winner is . . . (drum roll, please) . . . Janet Rossi!

Congratulations, Janet! Thanks to everyone who submitted a caption. They were all hilarious!

And, we’ll be back next week with a brand new cartoon! Will YOU be the next winner?

“Sorry, doc, you should have called ahead. I’ll be with you in about 30 minutes . . .”

And the winner is . . . (drum roll, please) . . . an anonymous e-mailer!

We received this hilarious caption without a name! If it’s yours, please let us know so we can send out your prize. Thanks to everyone who submitted a caption.

And, we’ll be back next week with a brand new cartoon! Will YOU be the next winner?

“At least we know his taste buds are working . . .”

And the winner is . . . (drum roll, please) . . . Teresa Yancey!

Congratulations, Teresa! Thanks to everyone who submitted a caption. They were all hilarious!

And, we’ll be back next week with a brand new cartoon! Will YOU be the next winner?

“The radiologist told her the diamond engagement ring she swallowed is moving along and should be available for her wedding date of June 15 . . .”

And the winner is . . . (drum roll, please) . . . Shirley Holliday!

Congratulations, Shirley! Thanks to everyone who submitted a caption. They were all hilarious!

And, we’ll be back next week with a brand new cartoon! Will YOU be the next winner?